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About Fresh Mountain Weenie Water
Our Story
Our Mission
Our Mission
A long long time ago at a redneck birthday party my pappy and I were giving each other shit as always. The gourmet meal of chili dogs was layed before. After a few good verbal upper cuts to my dad he looked down into the cooker of weenies. As he gazed upon the hot dogs suspended in water he said to me "Boy I aught'a scoop you out a nice b
A long long time ago at a redneck birthday party my pappy and I were giving each other shit as always. The gourmet meal of chili dogs was layed before. After a few good verbal upper cuts to my dad he looked down into the cooker of weenies. As he gazed upon the hot dogs suspended in water he said to me "Boy I aught'a scoop you out a nice big glass of that weenie water!" We laughed about getting rich selling it as a brand but it needed churched up. Just like that FRESH MOUNTAIN WEENIE WATER was born. See you on the Weenie Water Yacht dad!
Our Mission
Our Mission
Our Mission
Our Mission is a dumbass conversation piece. Nothing starts a conversation while out on the river better than hearing "Does that say Weenie Water?"
We are selling hats at the moment and will have other items coming soon. We will also have some T-Shirt's from the FMWW brand coming as well.
Our Team
Our Mission
Our Team
Right now the team is me, just good ole KP. I've got some help coming :). Weenie Water is a cut throat business!
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